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It was a month after d break, i was already in school by then, we were very close to the examination, so i had to talk to myself, i made some boundaries. Everybody was serious this time, we all understood there was time for everything. That saturday morning everybody was up and doing, but i was still in bed. These past days, i’ve been unusually lazy, i thought, as i sat up, so i felt i was just a bit under the weather,

”babe, u jez dey wake? nawa Ooo, dose gals don dey wash ur clothes already, i don help u pack give them” my roomate said as she

”babe, thank u ooo”

“mama-dorm dey call u, u go recieve query today, she dey complain sey u dey always wake up late, these days”

“wetin her own be sef? ah!” i said as i unclothed and rapidly left for d bathroom.

“Ma!” i called standing beside her,

”Moyato!, what is wrong with u? i heard u’ve been somehow lately, re u sick?”

“No, ma, it’s just that i’ve not been feeling too well, maybe cold or something” i said as i faced back to spit.

she looked at me scopishly and took my hand and checked my palm, she dropped my hand, and looked into my eyes raising my head up,

“when last i’ve u seen your period?” she asked the question struck me like thunder, being a very bad liar, i had to start booting

“She is even doing it ma, i was the one that gave her my pad sef, her own has finished” my friend quickly answered for me

“my own has truly finished ooooo”, i whispered to her

“ok then, if u dont feel any better before
afternoon, go to the nurse, ok?” mummy-dorm said

“yes ma!” i answered.

She nodded and i left immediately with my friend.

“babe, u don chop awoof o”

“me sef know oooo”

“buh, who com look u, dash u awoof?”

“no be dat oloshi dammy? na him clear road last na” i said as a tear dropped from my eyes

“c, mak we go meet this Maureen girl ooo, she go get drug giv u”

“wen dorm don clear small we go go”

i went under the sheets and began to cry..

An hour later, we were off to Maureen’s. We entered her room, a bit untidy and stuffy, she was in the room with a junior female student on her knees, crying seriously, i immediately guessed what happened, she was prolly here for drugs too, nd maybe Maureen didnt comply, i immediately wished i was not gonna end up like that..

My friend spoke ”babe, sup?”

“gud” she said with a surprise look

“we know we arent supposed to be here, but we need some drugs”

“hmmmm, who wants to use it?”

“if it’s neccessary u know, den it’s Mo”

“hahaha yehyeee” Maureen’s laughter was deafening

“babe, what na?” my friend asked angrily as she looked at Maureen walk to me

“your sexcellency Mo, how many guys u dey set for this school, if i may ask”

i laughed, ”person wey dem no born well to yarn me anyhow on a normal day, na condition cause am na” I thought to myself

“babe ansa na!” she shouted

“u dey craze? no, abi craze dey worry u? dem dey finger u for brain? abi which kind jamb question be this na? ok! dem dey count am? abeg, dem no dey count am o!” i said angrily

“if u’re selling u sell, if u re not den Bleep off!” i added

“ok, i no dey sell commot!”

“babe, pls na!” my friend pleaded, she knew dat, even if i was dying i wldnt.

“dey go, dey go, abeg!” $he said as she pushed us out, locked the door. And that was it!


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